[A radio station had a contest for one-line jokes/humor. =
Did smile at some of the entries.]
“I was in my car driving ba=
ck from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I s=
aid, ‘One minute, please. I’m on the phone.’”
“People say ‘Bill, are you an=
optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’”
“Two fish are =
in a tank. One asks, ‘How do you drive this thing?’”=
“Nor=
mally you have news, weather, and travel. But not on snow day. On a snow da=
y, the news is weather is travel.”
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sp;
“My star sign is Pyrex. I was a te=
st-tube baby.”
“You know you’re working class when your TV is =
bigger than your bookcase.”
“If you arrive fashionably late in Crocs,=
you’re just late.”
“Do Transformers get car, or life insurance=
?”
“Alright men, a giant fly is attacking the police station. I’=
;ve called the SWAT team!”
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“A good rule to remember for life is that =
when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain=
=2E”
“If I was an Olympic athlete, I’d rather come=
in last than win the silver medal. You win the gold, you feel good. You wi=
n the bronze, you think, ‘at least I got something.’ But you wi=
n that silver, that’s like, ‘Congratulations, you almost won! O=
f all the losers, you came in first! You’re the number one loser! No =
one lost ahead of you!’”
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bsp;
~~ANSWERS to State Snack Quiz~~
1. WH=
OOPIE PIE – Maine
2. BOOE BOURBON BALL=
S – Kentucky
3. CACTUS CANDY – A=
rizona
4. SPAM MUSABI – Hawaii
5. WALKING TACO – Iowa
6. CHEEE STRAWS – Mississippi
7. GOO GOO CLUSTER – Tennessee
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8. BUFFALO =
WINGS – New York
9. WIDMAN’S CHI=
PPERS – North Dakota
10. BOILED PEANUT=
S – South Carolina
11. GREEN CHILE FRI=
ES – Colorado
12. CHISLIC – South Dako=
ta
13. PEPPERONI ROLL – West Virginia
14. ZAPP’S POTATO CHIPS – Louisiana
15. BEEF JERKY – Montana
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16. TOASTED RAVIOLI – Missouri
17.=
SALTWATER TAFFY – New Jersey
18. =
; PORT CITY PRETZELS – New Hampshire
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9. RUNZA – Nebraska
20. FRIED CHEESE CURDS=
– Wisconsin
~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhoring=
all my sin, adoring only Him”
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