[Each month in 2025, we plan to wander unsupervised down mem=
ory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 2=
5 years ago (that’s from January 2000 for those mathematically challe=
nged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in passing yea=
rs, but lots that were funny THEN are still funny NOW.]
Ten Ways To Tell if=
a Redneck Has Been Working on your Computer
10. The monitor is up on bloc=
ks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The s=
ix front keys have rotted out.
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p;
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge tr=
uck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six=
=2E
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There’s a gu=
n rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There’s a Skoal can in the CD-ROM dri=
ve.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way t=
o tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is… =
=
1. The mous=
e is referred to as a "critter".
~~~Suggested Answers from Monday=
’s quiz on Truly American Food of 20th Century~~~
Coca-Col=
a
Taco
Tang
Poptarts
Lutefisk & Lefse (=
yep, Minnesotan)
Peanut Butter (PBJ -pe=
anut butter and jelly sammies)
Fudge=
Popsicle
He=
rshey Milk chocolate bar
Thanksgiving Din=
ner (turkey, stuffing, cranberries, pumpkin pie)
TV Dinner
Campbell’s Conde=
nsed Soup
Nestle’s Quick=
Southern/Soul food – pinto beans, black-eyed =
peas, greens, cornbread
Hot dogs/Corn dog=
s
Meat Loaf
Tuna Noodle Casserole (another Minnesotan)
Bacon
C-rations (don’t ask)
Twinkies
Already popped flavored Popcorn
Sushi
Corn Flakes (I have strange friends)
~~
Dr Bob Grif=
fin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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