We’ve all heard some of these terrible riddles this Chris=
tmas season:
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
How much did Santa pay for his s=
leigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.
What did one =
Christmas tree say to another Christmas tree?
Hey, friend, lighten up.
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How does Santa keep his sleigh so clean and shiny?
He uses Comet.
How did Rudolph do when he went on t=
he Roller Coaster at Six Flags?
He held on f=
or deer life.
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed.
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;
How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fl=
eece Navidad.
Do snow globes ever get scared?
No, but they often get shaken.
How doe=
s Santa pay for all the toys he gives to children?
With cold cash.
Where does Christmas come BEFORE Thanksgiving?
In the d=
ictionary.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]=
www.grif.net
"Jesus Know=
s Me, This I Love!"
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