Tim M. admits this amazing parallel, “Superman has super =
vision. I require supervision.”
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Karen G. laments, “I haven’t tried yo=
ga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure I’=
d hate yoga.”
John K. reminds us, “Before you judge someone who doe=
sn’t use the metric system, you should walk 1.609344 kilometers in their sh=
oes.”
Sue H. warns, “Vandals have attacked the origami museum in Toky=
o. I will keep you informed as the story unfolds.”
Jim W. is waiting for =
heaven where he’ll ask Joseph, “What was it like to be the fath=
er of a perfect child?”
Esther G. wonders, “Why do they keep installi=
ng round-abouts when they can’t even drive in a straight line?”=
Scott=
C. shares, “Every time I take up a new sport or exercise, I meet new=
people. Usually, they’re paramedics, but still, new people.”
April F. punn=
ed, “There was a golfer who played on Christmas Day and hit a birdie.=
It was a partridge on a par 3.”
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Greg T. recounts, “The Baby Jesus wa=
s 7 pounds 4 ounces at birth. This was determined through a weigh in a mang=
er.”
Sherri B. grumbles, “People need to stop putting flyers on my ca=
r. No, I don’t want to see a band called ’Parking Violation’ at=
the ‘Courthouse’."
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bsp;
Scott M. relates, “Someone once asked =
me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I =
was right.”
Stacy F. complains, “I’m really tired of people com=
plaining about the price of everything – $2 for coffee, $3 for coat check, =
$4 an hour for parking. I may just stop inviting them to my house.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"