An older lady was caught shoplifting. On court day the lady, ac=
companied by her husband, stood before the judge
The judge asks, "Why did yo=
u shoplift?"
She said, "I was hungry."
The judge said, "What did =
you take?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
So, the judge, trying to f=
igure out an appropriate punishment, the asked, "How many peaches were=
in the can?"
The lady quickly answered, "About 6".
The judge reasone=
d, “Well, since it is nearly Christmas and don’t want you and y=
our husband to be apart at the holidays, sentence will only be 6 days, one =
day per peach, in jail.”
Then he asked if anyone would like to add anything=
to this decision.
Her husband lowered his head and said softly, &#=
8220;Well, your honor, she stole a can of peas, too."
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Dr Bob=
Griffin
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