[On the first weekday of each month, we try to buoy the humor l=
evel of our readers with high-quality puns or word play. That this se=
ldom is the result does not hinder our continued efforts. Hence today’=
;s lame offering of ten more.]
Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole.=
He said they all look that way and I shoul=
d have left him in the garden.
Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tenni=
s?
It’s like normal tennis but withou=
t the racket.
What’s the least spoken language?
Sign language.
Why did the old man fall down the well?
He just couldn’t see that well.
Did you hear the joke about pa=
per?
Never mind; it’s tear-able.
What was=
even more useful than the first telephone?
The second telephone.
My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all her dolls towards=
the outdoor grill.
Looks like she’s prepa=
ring some kind of barbie queue.
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
Because they can’t control their licker.
What’s=
the best kind of music to listen to when fishing?
Something catchy.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.n=
et
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