1. CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" =
DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!=
’”
2. Who’s bigger? Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their baby?
Their baby — because he’s a little Bigg=
er.
3.=
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar coll=
ection. Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replies, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
4. What do you =
call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef. (If th=
e cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.)
5. How many tickles does it take=
to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.=
6. The fat=
test knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
7. Did you see the=
y made round bales of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
=
8. SERVER: =
"Sorry about your wait."
DAD: &qu=
ot;Are you saying I’m fat?”
9. You know what the loudest pet y=
ou can get is?
A trumpet.=
10. Where did the coll=
ege-aged vampire like to shop?
Forever 21.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"