1. What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Ian.
2. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep q=
uestions?
A philosiraptor.=
3. Why can’t a n=
ew dad change a light bulb?
Because they do=
n’t make diapers small enough.
4. The farmer told his daughter, "Go to bed, =
the cows are sleeping in the field." She asked, "What’s that got =
to do with anything?"
"That means=
it’s pasture bedtime."
5. I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son aske=
d, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, &=
quot;No…it’s just to look at."
6. Did you know the first French =
fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
I t=
hink they were cooked in Greece.
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7. I asked my dad, ”What was your best dad=
joke?”
He said seriously, "You.&=
quot;
8. What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple Store?=
You become an iWitness?
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9. What happened at the wedding ceremony of=
two slices of bread?
All went well until so=
meone decided to toast the bride and groom.
10. With my odd humor, I sympathize=
with batteries.
I’m never included i=
n anything either.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"