[One last day of fun before all the focus is=
shifted to 2026 mid-term election]
**I have come to the conclusion =
that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
**You know how they say, “Nobody can fix th=
e economy. Nobody can be trusted with nuclear codes. Nobody’s perfect=
”? That’s why I voted for Nobody.
**Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. Why? The gov=
ernment hates competition.
**I was arrested=
for impersonating a politician … but all I was doing was sitting in =
my office doing nothing!
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**A politician is =
a person who will lay down your life for their country
**Waiting for results on election night is like waiting for you=
r grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I’m worri=
ed the rest of you screwed it up.
**Politic=
s is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize th=
at it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
=
**Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong. Taxes are a fi=
ne you pay for doing something right.
**P=
oliticians can find an excuse to get out of anything … except office.=
=
**Remember when Halloween was the scariest=
night of the year? Now it’s Election night that’s the most ter=
rifying.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]=
www.grif.net
"Jesus Know=
s Me, This I Love!"
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