[Win or lose, poking fun at politics brings =
a smile back on our faces]
Q: Why should we make Congress more effic=
ient by replacing all the people with horses?
A: Every vote would end in “neighs,” but h=
ay, at least the housing market would be stable.
Q: Why should Republicans and Democrats come together in Congress to =
allow medicinal marijuana for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain?=
A: So that there would be joi=
nt support for joints for joint support.
Q:=
What’s the most unfair thing about American politics?
A: We get 5=
0 choices for Miss America, but only two for the president of America.=
Q: The president said to his friend, “My =
poll numbers are dropping. Do you think I should put more fire into my spee=
ches?”
A: “Actually,” she replied, “I think you =
should put more of your speeches into the fire!”
=
Q: What is the difference between T=
hanksgiving Day and Election Day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey f=
or a day, but on Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.
Q: What is the only government office that actually li=
stens to each citizen?
A:=
The National Security Administration.
Q: =
Why don’t we approve of political jokes on this forum”
A: Too many get elected.
Q: What is the only accurate statistic on Election =
Day?
A: 100% of Americans=
think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.
Q: Where does the word politics comes from?=
A: From poly, meaning&n=
bsp;many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasi=
tes.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]=
www.grif.net
"Jesus Know=
s Me, This I Love!"
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