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11/06/24 Grif.Net – Q&A about US Elections

11/06/24 Grif.Net – Q&A about US Elections

[After months of rancor, the elections are o=
ver and most races declared. This is poking a little FUN for the next few d=
ays at our crazy system]

Q: How are politicians like diapers?
A: =
They both need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.=

 

Q: If the opposite of “pro” is “con=
,” what is the opposite of progress?

A: Congress.

 

Q: What’s the difference between death and taxes?
A=
: Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.

 =

Q: Why can’t Congress e=
ver be vegan?
A: Because all the turkeys playing chicken in a beef =
over pork is pretty fishy.

 

Q: What did=
the corrupt congressman order on Election Day?
A: Stuffed ballots.=

 

Q: What do you call a bad lawyer?
A: Senator=
=2E

 

Q: Why can’t you let a politician=
on a plane?
A: Because he’ll keep trying to destroy the other win=
g

 

Q: How many co=
ngressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two—one to chang=
e the bulb and one to change it back again.

 

Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
A: Professio=
nal courtesy.

 =

Q: Why isn’t Washington=
DC displaying a Nativity scene this Christmas?
A: They can’t find=
three wise men.

&nb=
sp;

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesu=
s Knows Me, This I Love!"

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