[After months of rancor, the elections are o=
ver and most races declared. This is poking a little FUN for the next few d=
ays at our crazy system]
Q: How are politicians like diapers?
A: =
They both need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.=
Q: If the opposite of “pro” is “con=
,” what is the opposite of progress?
A: Congress.
Q: What’s the difference between death and taxes?
A=
: Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.
=
Q: Why can’t Congress e=
ver be vegan?
A: Because all the turkeys playing chicken in a beef =
over pork is pretty fishy.
Q: What did=
the corrupt congressman order on Election Day?
A: Stuffed ballots.=
Q: What do you call a bad lawyer?
A: Senator=
=2E
Q: Why can’t you let a politician=
on a plane?
A: Because he’ll keep trying to destroy the other win=
g
Q: How many co=
ngressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two—one to chang=
e the bulb and one to change it back again.
Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
A: Professio=
nal courtesy.
=
Q: Why isn’t Washington=
DC displaying a Nativity scene this Christmas?
A: They can’t find=
three wise men.
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sp;
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesu=
s Knows Me, This I Love!"
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