[Couple of stories to start out November wit=
h PUNishing humor. Like starting every month hearing groans from around the=
world!]
“I can’t wait to set the clo=
cks back this weekend, and get an extra hour of unable to sleep.”
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“I just got a job making plastic Dracula figurines. There are =
only two of us on the company production line, so I have to make every seco=
nd count.”
&nb=
sp;
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“There were three Indian squaws. One slept=
on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopo=
tamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy, b=
ut the one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This proved th=
at the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the =
other two hides.”
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“Imagine, if you will, a world in=
which YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook merge and become known as YouTwitFace=
=2E”
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Everyone loves (kinda) the puns and wordplays they rec=
eive on the Grif Net blog. I sent ten of my best puns into the Reader=
’s Digest contest to see if any might win. Sadly, no pun intended.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"