[Final funny questions and answers for the whole family to join=
in picking up stones and chase after me!!]
Q: Why was Paul the firs=
t surfer in the Bible?
A: In Acts we are told after his shipwreck in the=
Mediterranean Sea, he "came ashore on a board".
Q: Why wa=
s Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot not a sword or s=
pear?
A: The thought had never entered his head before.
Q: =
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph s=
erved in Pharaoh’s court.
Q: How do we know that the disciples were =
very cruel to the corn?
A: Because they pulled its ears.
Q: =
What kind of motorcycles are in the Bible?
A: David’s TRIUMPH was heard =
throughout the land.
Q: Do you know the phone number for the Garden =
of Eden?
A: Adam 8-1-2
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Maybe Joshua, the son o=
f Nun or . .
Jonah, because he was brought up by a whale.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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