[More lame riddles/jokes to make the family roll their eyes in =
unison.]
Q: What was the first game in the Bible?
A: Baseball: Genesis 1:1 sta=
rts, “In the big inning”.
Eve stole first and Adam stole sec=
ond.
They both were put out
Cain struck =
out Abel
The Prodigal Son came home.
The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were ki=
cked out of Eden?
A: They really raised Cain.
Q: Who was the grea=
test comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Why couldn’t Noah’s wife and sons play cards on the Ark?
A: Because =
Noah sat on the deck.
Q: Who is the shortest person in the Bible?A: Bildad the Shuhite or . .
Peter (when he slept on his watch) o=
r . .
Jesus (when He spoke on a mustard seed)
Q: After Jesus returned to heaven, what car did His disciples =
use to get around?
A: A Honda. The apostles were all in one Accord. =
; Or . .
Maybe a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are hard pressed on every =
side, but not crushed." (II Cor 4:8)
Q: Who was the greatest ba=
bysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He put down Goliath when he r=
ocked him.
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Dr Bob Griffi=
n
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