[In place of our regular weekly quiz, we’ll provide a few=
days of FUNNY (and lame) jokes about Bible history. Enjoy the groans of th=
e whole family with these old lines.]
Q: Where does the Bible teach =
that men should clean up the kitchen after a meal?
A: II Kings 21:1=
3 "…and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and=
turning it upside down to dry."
Q: What bothered Noah the most=
during the Flood?
A: The pair of mosquitoes.
Q: When was th=
e first food fight mentioned in the Bible?
A: "I looked and be=
hold a flying roll!" (Zechariah 5:1)
Q: Who was the first drug =
addict in the Bible?
A: Probably King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon since he=
was on grass for seven years.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his c=
hildren as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out =
of house and home.
Q: The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top st=
ory had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom =
2 stories?
A: They used floodlights.
Q: Which servant of Jehovah =
was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses, since he broke =
all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especial=
ly wealthy?
A: The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflo=
wing.
Q: How do we know that in all his troubles Job went to a chiro=
practor?
A: Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease=
, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck=
and set me up."
Q: What is the best way to get to Heaven?
A=
: Turn right and go straight.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@gr=
if.net =
www.grif.net
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