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10/21/24 Grif.Net – For Whiny College Students

10/21/24 Grif.Net – For Whiny College Students

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named =
Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people could=
n’t get Calle to take her dose orally, so a California pharmacologist=
developed a suppository.

 

The 10-inch-long,=
four-pound, cocoa-butter bullets are crafted by the good folks at Guittard=
Chocolates in Burlingame. Administering the DAILY medication takes five pr=
ofessional zoo workers, including a vet and two with Master’s Degrees=
to distract Calle with treats, calm her, and one with a full-arm glove to =
=2E . . well, you get the picture.

 

Why am I=
telling students this? Just think – FIVE people went to college and =
still have a life worse than yours! Now stop complaining and get your work =
in on time and MAYBE you will have a better life than you have now!

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"J=
esus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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