Q: Hey, have you ever noticed what’s o=
dd?
A: Every other numbe=
r.
Q: Do you know what math teachers do aft=
er it snows?
A: They mak=
e snow angles.
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;
Q: Which tool is best for ma=
th?
A: The multi-pliers.=
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Q: What do you call a hen who counts her o=
wn eggs?
A: A mathemachic=
ken.
Q: Do you know w=
hy the two 4’s didn’t go to the cafeteria for lunch?
A: They already 8.
Q: Do you know the special trick to =
turn seven into an even number?
=
A: Remove the s.
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~~ANSWERS TO DR. SEUSS QUIZ~~
1. "Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is ANOTHER ON=
E.”
2. “The more that you read,=
the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more PLACES YO=
U’LL GO.”
3. "Fantasy is a=
necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the =
WRONG END OF A TELESCOPE.”
=
4. “=
Don’t give up. I believe in you all. A person’s a person, NO MA=
TTER HOW SMALL.”
5. "Sometimes y=
ou will never know the value of something, until IT BECOMES A MEMORY.”=
;
6. "Why fit in when you were born TO=
STAND OUT.”
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nbsp;
7. "Today you are Y=
ou, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is YOUER THAN YOU.&#=
8221;
=
8. “Don’t cry because it’s ov=
er. Smile because IT HAPPENED.”
9. =
“You’ll miss the best things if you KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT.”=
=
10. “From there to here, from here t=
o there, funny things are EVERYWHERE.”
11. “Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! =
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Chr=
istmas, perhaps, MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE.”
12. “Oh the things you can find, if you DON’T STAY BEHIND=
=2E”
13. "I meant what I said, a=
nd I said what I meant. An elephant’s FAITHFUL 100%.”
14. “Sometimes you will never know the value of a mo=
ment until IT BECOMES A MEMORY.”
15.=
“Step with care and great tact and remember that LIFE’S A GREA=
T BALANCING ACT.”
16. "Think a=
nd wonder, WONDER AND THINK.”
17. &qu=
ot;To the world you may be one person; but TO ONE PERSON YOU MAY BE THE WOR=
LD.”
18. “You’re never too old,=
too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book AND READ TO A CHILD.”
19. "Sometimes the questions are complicated,=
and the answers are SIMPLE.”
20. &qu=
ot;I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, =
seems like we just got started and then before you know it, THE TIMES WE HA=
D TOGETHER WERE GONE.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.=
net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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