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10/03/24 Grif.Net – Adding a Touch of Humor

10/03/24 Grif.Net – Adding a Touch of Humor

[Jokes about Math are way more fun than Math=
itself. Truth.]

Q: Which numbers just won’t sit still?

A: Roamin’ numerals.


Q: Mom asked her third g=
rade daughter, “Why are you doing multiplication homework sitting on =
the floor?”

A: &#8=
220;The teacher told us not to use any tables.”

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Q: What’s the best way to find a mat=
h tutor?

A: An add.=


Q: Why did the circle get=
offended by the triangle?

A: Because the triangle thought talking to a circle was pointless.

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you ever argue with a 90 =
degree angle?

A: They&#8=
217;re always right.

Q: Do you know who invented algebra?

A: An x-pert.

Q: Why did the circle think he was the smartest at math? =

A: He had 360 degrees.


Q: Which civilization was best at=
algebra?

A: The Romans.=
For them, X was always 10.

~~

Dr Bob Grif=
fin

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