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09/23/24 Grif.Net – Fall for Kids (part 1)

09/23/24 Grif.Net – Fall for Kids (part 1)

Here are some fun questions to ask the kiddos at dinner today
Q: Why did Dad shop for Reynolds Wrap?

A: Mom mentioned she wanted to see fall foliage.

 

Q: Why was the robot couple de=
cide to get married in the fall?

A: They we=
re autumn mated.

 

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?=

A: Because he had a great fall.

 

Q: Why did the apple pie go to the =
dentist?

A: Because it needed a filling.

 

Q: By th=
e way, what can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?

A: It can look round.

 

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin=
?

A: With a pumpkin patch!

 

Q: What kind of music =
did the Pilgrims listen to?

A: Plymouth Roc=
k.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"

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