A Minnesota farmer died and went to hell. He was enjoy=
ing himself so much that Satan went to check his gauges. It said 98 d=
egrees and 80% humidity. The Devil asked the farmer why he was so happy.&nb=
sp; The farmer replied, "This is just like working out in the field in=
June."
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Satan went and cranked up the heat to 120 degrees and 100% hum=
idity. The farmer was even happier this time. When asked why he=
replied, "This is just like working in the silo in August." =
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So, the Devil went back and turned the temperature down to 30 degrees =
below zero. The temperature dropped quickly, and everything in hell w=
as frozen solid. When Satan went back to check on the farmer, he was =
dancing and jumping around saying, "The Vikings won the Superbowl, the=
Vikings won the Superbowl!"
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~~ANSWERS to Australia Quiz~~=
1. List the six states=
and two territories of Australia:
States =
=3D New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria, South Australia, Tasmania, Weste=
rn Australia
Territories =3D Northern Territ=
ory, Capital Territory
2. What is the capital of Australia?
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Canberra
3. When is Australia Day?
Janua=
ry 26th
4. What proportion of Australia is desert?
1/3
5. What percentage of Australians live within 35 miles on the =
coast?
90%
6. What is the largest city in Austr=
alia?
Sydney
7. What is the comparison between h=
uman population v kangaroo population?
26 mi=
llion v 40 million (kangaroos win)
&nbs=
p;
8. What are sugar gliders?
Possums
9. What is the largest bird in Australia
Emu. It cannot fly and it cannot move backwards
10. What physical f=
eature of Australia can be seen from outer space
Great Barrier Reef
11. What is the official language of Australia?
English
12. Largest population of Greeks outside of Athens =
live in what Australian city?
Melbourne=
13. What a=
re the only two mammals on Earth that lay eggs?
The echidna and the platypus
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;
14. What percentage of Australians were born ov=
erseas.
25%
15. How many active volcanoes.
None – Australia is the only continent on e=
arth without an active volcano
16. After America’s Yellowstone National Par=
k, what is the second-oldest National Park in the world
Royal National Park in Sydney’s South
17. Australia is separate=
d from which country by the Tasman Sea?
New =
Zealand
18. What are Australia’s largest mammal and largest reptile predators?
Dingo and Salt-water crocodile
19. Which explorer ar=
rived at Botany Bay in Australia in 1770?
Ja=
mes Cook
20. What is the highest point of the continent in Australia’s in t=
he Great Dividing Range?
Mount Kosciuszko
Bonus: W=
ho makes the famous Australia spread “Vegemite’, and how was it=
developed?
Kraft Food currently produces th=
is “delicacy” that was invented to use leftover yeast that had =
been used already in making beer
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~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.=
net www=
=2Egrif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"