[Many questions come across my desk each day. Here are some fro=
m last week, along with insightful answers.]
Q: Do you know where to buy chicken broth in bulk?
A: The Stock Market.
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bsp;
Q: Where do bad rainbows go?
A: To prism. But it’s a light sentence.
Q: What is the diff=
erence between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outla=
ws are wanted.
Q: What do you call a broken can opener that doesn’t work?
A: A can’t opener.
Q: What do you call bears =
with no ears?
A: B.
Q: What happens at the pharmac=
eutical company when everything quiets down?
A: You can hear a cough drop.
Q: Do you think there’s a job helping a one=
-armed typist do capital letters?
A: Yes, bu=
t it’s just shift work.
Q: Is there a big problem with telling a time-=
traveling joke during a speech?
A: I know th=
ey didn’t like it.
Q: Did the person who invented Lifesavers get rich?
A: He made a mint.
Q: What is a resume?
A: A list of things I hope future employers never ask me=
to do.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"