[I have a confession – I can’t remember the name of=
the comedian from whom I “borrowed” the following. Sorry. But =
it is funny.]
A computer once beat me at=
chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I used to think that the brain=
was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling m=
e this.
When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had th=
at first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.=
I was the kid ne=
xt door’s imaginary friend.
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw t=
hrough the leather straps.
=
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to m=
e.
Whe=
n I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve,=
I found them.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"