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07/29/24 Grif.Net – Weighed and Found Wanting

07/29/24 Grif.Net – Weighed and Found Wanting

[Random thoughts on my bathroom scale]

 

Since I’ve developed a “belly”=
, I have trouble seeing the dial on the scale. Wife bought me a talking sca=
le. I got on and it said, “One at a time, please”.

 

She caught me sucking in my stomach as I stood on the =
scale and simply mentioned, “That’s not going to help.”&n=
bsp; Actually, it does. It’s the only way I can see the dial.

 

Stepped on a scale at my sister’s house, and=
a bit embarrassed when it read, “Error”.

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Had a broken scale, but someone stole it.  At least I know =
they’re not going to get a weigh with it.

 

I’m no longer going to use the bathroom scale.  I’ve =
seen the error of my weighs.

 

I put my scale=
in the corner and won’t let it out until that little liar apolgizes.=

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Dr Bob Griffin

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