[Status updates from my social media friends who have a funnier=
sense of humor than I do.]
Glenda G. proclaimed, “No bones about it. It=
217;s going tibia great day.”
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sp;
Wayne I. reminded, “I have concluded th=
at the best part of old age is that it doesn’t last very long.”=
Danie=
lle S. asked, “I understand being a responsible adult. But every day?=
Every day? That seems a little excessive.”
Sean H. thought after the recen=
t debate, “This was a night the President will want to forget and pro=
bably already has.”
Laurie L. mentioned, “I put the thingamabob insid=
e the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn=
’t work. Any ideas?”
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Ronald R. pondered, “On this date in 2020 =
I couldn’t find toilet paper. Today I can’t afford it.”
Mary S.=
shared, “The school phoned me today and said, ‘Your son’=
s been telling lies.’ I replied, ‘Tell him he’s ver=
y good at it, as I don’t have any children.”
Pastor Scot C. posted =
a cartoon: “Recently, I’ve had complaints that my sermons were =
too intellectual. On an unrelated note, the following adults are invited to=
come up for the children’s sermon . . .”
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Beth S. recalled, “Go=
t up at 5 a.m., ran 4 miles and back, made a vegetable smoothie for breakfa=
st, did 2 loads of laundry, mopped and vacuumed the floors, and that’=
s all I remember about my dream.”
Coffee aficionado Paul O. asked what the =
depressed coffee pot said? “Pour me, pour me.”
Beverly A. said, ̶=
0;Lately, I’ve been watching my weight. It’s still there.=
”
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Terry D. discerned, “I think I’m approachi=
ng my ‘Best if used by’ date.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]=
www.grif=
=2Enet
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