[Wait. Bad joke, puns, and wordplays are always on the FIRST of=
every month, but some of these are wurst than bad. Read at your own risk.]=
>W=
hat do you mean ‘June is over’? Julying!
>Those who get too big fo=
r their britches will be exposed in the end.
>A thief fell and broke his =
leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
>He often bro=
ke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
>Thieves w=
ho steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.=
>We’ll =
never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
>The math pr=
ofessor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
>The =
dead batteries were given out free of charge.
>If you take a laptop compu=
ter for a run you could jog your memory.
>The professor discovered t=
hat her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
Remember . . .
A doctor fell into the well and broke his co=
llar bone.
This should teach the doctor to tend the sick and leave the&n=
bsp;well alone.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"