[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi=
ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain=
ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]
“Do not take life too seriously, you will=
never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hu=
bbard
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to fin=
ish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a ch=
ocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry=
“If you are not =
yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.”Reese Witherspoon
"My psychiatrist told me I am crazy, and I said I want a =
second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too."
Rodney Dangerfield.
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if=
you win, you’re still a rat.”
L=
ily Tomlin
"Mother Nature is wonderful. She gives us twelve years to develop=
a love for our children before turning them into teenagers."
Eugene Bertin
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bsp;
“If stupidity got us into this mess, t=
hen why can’t it get us out?”
Will Rogers
“If you want to =
be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetti=
ng it once.”
Aldo Cammarota=
"Man cannot=
live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter."
James A. Garfiel=
d
R=
20;Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”=
Edgar Bergen
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p;
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus=
Knows Me, This I Love!"
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