[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi=
ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain=
ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]
“When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only =
sick.“
George Burns
"I don’t need you=
to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
Steph=
en Fry
“I was asked after having four boys, ‘If you had it to do all=
over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes. Just not these f=
our.’”
Sheila Lee
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“Adults are always asking children what th=
ey want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.=
221;
Paula Poundstone
"A day without sunshine=
is like, you know, night."
Steve Martin
”Never doubt the courage =
of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.=
221;
Doug Larson
“You know you’ve reac=
hed middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, ins=
tead of by the police.”
Joan Rivers
“If you can’t beat them=
, arrange to have them beaten.”
George=
Carlin
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an=
noy me.”
Noel Coward
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a de=
sert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’R=
21;
Steven Wright
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"