[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi=
ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain=
ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]
&quo=
t;People think I’m this scary guy, but really I have the heart of a small b=
oy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Ste=
phen King
“I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m =
not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
Dolly Parton
&nbs=
p;
“The difference between fiction and real=
ity? Fiction has to make sense.”
Tom Clancy
“Two things are infini=
te: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the univ=
erse.”
Albert Einstein
"The man who say=
s his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him."
Oscar Wil=
de
&qu=
ot;A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don=
’t need it.”
Bob Hope=
“There is =
nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re i=
nterrupting.“
Mark Twain
“People who=
think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.=
221;
Isaac Asimov
“To steal ideas from one p=
erson is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
Steven Wrigh=
t
R=
20;I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&#=
8221;
Douglas Adams
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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@gri=
f.net www=
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"