The following is a sampling of answers received on exams giv=
en by the California Department of Transportation’s “driving school&#=
8221; (read: Saturday Traffic School – mandatory for moving violation offen=
ders; don’t ask how I know).
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian =
is crossing the road?
A: What for? He ca=
n’t see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars appro=
ach a four-way stop at the same time?
A:=
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Gu=
ns don’t kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should=
you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems=
would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes=
would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? =
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? =
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if h=
e/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic li=
ght and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a he=
avy traffic problem?
A: Always carry loa=
ded weapons.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"