Ten funny questions to ask in church:
Q. What did Jonah’s wife s=
ay when he told her about how long it took to reach Nineveh?
A. This story sounds a little fishy.
Q. What Bible charact=
er knew the most people?
A. No one is sure, =
but Abraham knew a Lot.
Q. What did Daniel tell his real estate agent? =
A. "I’d prefer a house with no den."
Q. What=
did Adam say when his wife asked about his favorite holiday?
A. "It’s Christmas, Eve."
Q. Was Noah a pirate =
sailing the high seas?
A. I’m unsure, =
but he did call his ship the “arrrrrrk."
Q. Why didn’t Da=
vid’s older brothers want to fight Goliath?
A. I seemed like a giant ordeal.
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Q. When Adam and Eve looked for something =
to wear, what choices did they have?
A. Take=
it or leaf it.
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Q. What kind of car would Jesus and the disciples drive?&nbs=
p;
A. Jesus was a Christler. His disciples w=
ere all in one Accord.
Q. What nursery rhyme would baby Jesus love the most?=
A. "Mary Had a Little Lamb."=
Q. Di=
d Adam and Eve have math homework every day?
A. Yes. They were told to be fruitful and multiply.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=