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05/03/24 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

05/03/24 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

Scott C posted, “I asked the worship leader what we would=
be singing this Sunday. He told me he would cross that bridge six times wh=
en he comes to it.”

 

Ken M said, “Whenever I think of music in the 80&=
#8217;s, I think of the boom box. But I know that’s just a stereo typ=
e.”

 

Scott M taught, “Believe in yourself the way a tourist in Yellows=
tone believes he can pet a buffalo.”

 

Ken H related, “I saw two blac=
k birds that were stuck together. Guess they were vel-crows.”

 

Scott G linke=
d a meme, “Camping is spending a fortune so I can live like a homeles=
s person.”

 

Ken M admitted, “I joined a procrastinator support group. =
It’s called Wait Watchers.”

 

Scott B guessed, “Pastor’s pr=
eaching a series on vices.  Ten bucks says next Sunday’s sermon =
will be on gambling.”

 

Bob G concluded, “I need to find friends with n=
ames other than Scott or Ken.”

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bsp;

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Dr Bob Griffin

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esus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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