[First of the Month mean=
s another dose of bad jokes, puns, and lame humor. Supposedly from my count=
y in Wisconsin, but we know they aren’t.]
Watertown police recently found an abandoned car that had been u=
sed in the burglary of a sporting goods store. The only item in the car was=
an incomplete set of golf clubs.
The police are still look=
ing for the driver.
A Lake Mills vet=
treated a dog that ate all the Scrabble tiles from a family’s game.
No word yet.
The Jef=
ferson County sheriff department is investigating the new sport of “d=
eer racing” that is replacing conventional horse derbies. =
Evidently some breeders are trying to make a fast buck or some quick =
doe.
A survey of florists in Beaver =
Dam discovered none of them knew how to lay linoleum.
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On a lake outside Horicon they’re filming a new T=
V series on fishing.
Sadly, it’s just a spin-off of an older show=
, using many of the original cast.
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A=
motel in Johnson Creek has an elevator that is not working properly.
People are taking steps to avoid it.
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At the Dodge Count DMV, the lady renewing my license suggested =
I become an organ donor.
Obviously, she was a gal af=
ter my own heart.
Opening a new bake=
ry in Ixonia, the question was asked if they would make some favorite Itali=
an desserts.
We cannoli hope so.
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The Chamber of Commerce in Columbus want a hide-and-seek tourn=
ament for the annual city picnic.
The difficulty is that go=
od players are hard to find.
Our county seat is Juneau, and a short fortune telle=
r recently escaped from the county jail.
Now=
there is a small medium at large..
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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@gr=
if.net ww=
w.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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