[I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not int=
o summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.]
>Vacuuming is the chore at my ho=
use that sucks the most.
>In science class we learned that nature abhors a vac=
uum. I agree.
>I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner since it was just collec=
ting dust.
>Did you know that when you clean the vacuum cleaner, you become th=
e vacuum cleaner.
>My husband and I had a disagreement about whose turn it was=
to do the laundry. In the end, he threw in the towel.
>Been outside this Apri=
l washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.=
>You never kn=
ow what you have until you clean out your closet.
>When I say I’ve cleaned my =
room, that doesn’t include the pile of clothes that have found a home on my=
chair.
>My house was clean before our clocks sprang forward. Guess you’ll hav=
e to come over to visit when we fall back.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"