[Final attempt at humor to keep you from crying over loss of yo=
ur precious money]
>There are three types of accountants: Those who can count =
and those who can’t.
>Some business owners considering changing careers to be=
come chefs since they excel at cooking the books.
>Beware of the cannibal tax =
preparer who can charge you an arm and a leg.
>I plan to get cremated when I d=
ie to leave my wife an urned income tax credit.
>The amateur accountant w=
as sad he couldn’t fix a high balance with deduct tape.
>My investment banker =
said she’ll quit when she loses interest.
>My doctor =
gives me my annual physical in January. My CPA gives me my annual fiscal in=
April.
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D=
r Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!&quo=
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