Q: What sort of taxes do marijuana dispensaries file?
A: Joint returns.
Q: Why are taxes like golf?
A: Because you work hard on the green just to end up in=
the hole.
Q: Why did the two CPAs divorce?
A: Th=
ey couldn’t reconcile their differences.
Q: Why do I enjoy figuring taxes?
A: Because I get a good ab workout when crunching=
numbers.
Q: Why is pre-tax income nasty?
A: Beca=
use it’s just gross.
Q: How does Santa list elves on his tax returns?
A: As "dependent Clauses."
Q: Why won’t the IRS a=
udit cows?
A: Because farmers milk them dry=
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Q:=
Why won’t skunks get audited?
A: Because t=
hey only have one scent.
Q: What’s the difference between a carp and an IRS agent=
?
A: One is a slimy bottom-feeder and the o=
ther is a fish.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus=
Knows Me, This I Love!"
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