Larry B. boasted, “At the end of the sermon pastor said e=
very head bowed and every eye closed. I beat him by 35 minutes.”=
;
Mary=
Anne H. shared, “If raising children were easy, it would never have s=
tarted with ‘labor’.”
Mike B. quipped, “I once swallowed =
a bunch of synonyms, and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.&#=
8221;
Danielle S sighed, “Sorry for acting weird. I am weird. It wi=
ll happen again.”
Scott C. acknowledged, “A blended church service is=
where we all take turns listening to songs we don’t like.”
Jerry B. =
reminds us, “While there is no “I” in “team”,=
there is also no “WE” in bacon.”
Paul O. said, “When I w=
as young, I was poor. But after many years of hard work, I’m no longe=
r young.”
=
Kenny V. warned, “Today is ‘Common Curtesy Day’=
=2E Honey, remember to leave the seat up.”
Tim M related, “The =
first step in ‘Spankers Anonymous’ is admitting that you’=
ve hit bottom.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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ot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"