ODD CONFESSIONS ON JOB APPLICATIONS:
JOB EXPERIENCE:
"Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hoppi=
ng. I have never quit a job."
"Wholly responsible for two (2) =
failed financial institutions."
"I=
have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:
"Responsibilit=
y makes me nervous."
"They insiste=
d that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. I couldn’t work und=
er those demanding conditions."
"T=
hey made me a scapegoat – just like my three previous jobs."
E=
DUCATION:
"Failed bar exam with relati=
vely high grades."
"Finished eight=
h in my class of ten."
"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ev=
er forget details."
JOB OBJECTIVES:
"My goal is to be a meteorologist. Since I have no training in met=
eorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
"I procrastinate – especially when the task is unpleasant=
=2E"
"It’s best for employers tha=
t I not work with people."
PERSONAL INTERESTS:
"Marital status: often. Children: various."
"Donating blood. 14 gallons so far."
"Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unen=
gaged. Uninvolved. No commitments."
REFERENCES:
"None. I’ve left a path of destruction behind me."=
;
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"