03/14/24 Grif.Net – Confessions as I Age (part 4)

[Birthday week, =
and everyone is asking me ‘why’, er ‘how’, I lived =
so long.=A0 Here’s my 4 cents worth (inflation adjusted, thanks again=
Mr. President) on aging. I will not mention my exact age except to say as =
of today I am no longer =BE of a century old.]

Retired. I do nothing=
in the mornings so I can keep my afternoon free.

If I’d=
known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of m=
yself.

Found the most secure password for the bank. It is the =
last 8 digits of pi.

Each night I think, ‘What if they&#=
8217;re not stars, but holes poked in the lid of the giant jar so we can br=
eathe?’

Not saying I’m old, but I am hoping for a =
new case of WD-40 as a birthday present this year.

=
I don&#8217=
;t have my ducks in a row. I have squirrels, and they are everywhere.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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