IF FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB TODAY…
Pandora:=
I can bring a lot to your company. I like =
discovering new things.
Genghis Khan:
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My primary =
talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization,=
and the populations of several countries.
Macbeth: .
Would I go after my boss’s job? Do I look like the kind of guy who w=
ould knock off his boss for a promotion?
Mr. Hyde:
Please keep this application confidential. I am self-employed and my empl=
oyer, Dr. Jekyll, doesn’t know I am looking for another job.
Lady Godiva:
Thank you for the interview, but would you c=
larify what is "business casual"?
Al Capone:
As indicted earlier, =
I have over five years of analyzing investments in every area except income=
tax.
Elvis:
My last boss and I…say, are you =
going to eat those fries?
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"