[Feel free to plug in the name of a rival university for a l=
ittle fun “slam”. Now that I’m retired in Wisconsin, I=
217;d change it to blast the pathetic University of Minnesota “Gopher=
s” or the Illinois “whatever’.]
What do you get when you =
cross a ________ University basketball player and a groundhog?
Six more weeks of losing until team watches March Mad=
ness on TV.
What do you get when you drive slowly pass ________ University?=
A degree
How do you get a ________ Uni=
versity graduate off your front porch?
Pa=
y him for the pizza
Why don’t they have ice in the Gatorade on the sideline=
at ________ University games?
The guy wh=
o knew the recipe graduated
In remedial English class for ________ Universi=
ty football players, they were asked "What comes after a sentence?&quo=
t;
They knew the answer – "the app=
eal".
~~ANSWERS to “Place Name Quiz”~~
Example: Jackpot – Nev=
ada
1. Beer Bottle Crossing – Idaho
2. Big Sag – Montana
3. Booger Hole – West Virginia
4=
=2E Chili – Wisconsin or New York
5. C=
hugwater – Wyoming
6. Coupon – P=
ennsylvania
7. Coward – South Carolina=
8. Flippen – Georgia
9. Frankenstein – Missouri
10. Free=
Soil – Michigan
11. Fries – Vir=
ginia
12. Little Canada – Minnesota
13. Mosquitoville – Vermont=
14. Okay – Oklahoma
15. Parachute – Colorado
16. Santa =
Claus – Indiana
17. Toad Suck – =
Arkansas
18. Whynot – North Carolina
19. Woonsocket – Rhode Island
20. Worms – Nebraska
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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