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02/23/24 Grif.Net – Winter for Snowbirds (part 2)

02/23/24 Grif.Net – Winter for Snowbirds (part 2)

Yesterday we saw some things for the Arizona snowbirds Today=
, you know you are spending the winter in Florida or the Valley when . .&nb=
sp;

* You notice your car overhe=
ating before you start it.

 

* Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-w=
ay.

 

* You think a red stop light is merely a suggestion.=

 

* You think someo=
ne driving wearing oven mitts is clever.

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* No one would dream of putting vi=
nyl upholstery in a car.

 

* You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go b=
ack for seconds.

* The AC repairman is on your list of best friends.=

 

* The water from the cold-water tap is the same temperature as the hot one=
=2E

 

* You run an air conditioner at Christmas so you can use your fireplac=
e in your mobile home.

 

* Most people will not drink tap water unless they a=
re under dire conditions.

 

* People with black cars or have black upholstery=
in their car are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state (or just pl=
ain nuts).

 

* You notice the best parking place is determined by shade inste=
ad of distance.

 

* You burn your hand opening the car door.

 

* Sunscreen is s=
old year-round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, and a formula le=
ss than SPF30 is a joke.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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