One of my friends sent this about the Snowbirds down in Phoe=
nix or Tucson. Many apply to Texas or Florida, too, and we’ll share m=
ore tomorrow. You KNOW you’ve left the frozen tundra and headed to Ar=
izona because:
* Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.=
* You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
* You buy salsa by=
the gallon.
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* Every restaurant in your town has the first name "El&qu=
ot; or "Los".
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* You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beauti=
ful yard.
* You know a “Swamp Cooler” is not a happy hour drink=
=2E
* You can say 100 degrees thirty days in a row without fainting.
* You=
can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be 95 degrees.=
* Yo=
u must go to a fake beach for some fake waves.
* People break out coats whe=
n temperature drops below 70.
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* You discover it only takes two fingers to d=
rive your car.
* The pool can be warmer than you are.
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* You can make sun te=
a instantly.
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* Kids will ask "What’s a mosquito?".
* Hot air ball=
oons don’t rise in the desert because the air outside is hotter than the ai=
r inside.
* You realize that ‘Valley Fever’ isn’t a new dance c=
raze.
[Tomorrow we will add more insights for snowbirds in Florida or the R=
io Grande Valley]
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Dr Bob Griffin
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www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"