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02/22/24 Grif.Net – Winter for Snowbirds (part 1)

02/22/24 Grif.Net – Winter for Snowbirds (part 1)

One of my friends sent this about the Snowbirds down in Phoe=
nix or Tucson. Many apply to Texas or Florida, too, and we’ll share m=
ore tomorrow. You KNOW you’ve left the frozen tundra and headed to Ar=
izona because:

 

* Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.=

 

* You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.

 

* You buy salsa by=
the gallon.

 

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* Every restaurant in your town has the first name "El&qu=
ot; or "Los".

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* You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beauti=
ful yard.

 

* You know a “Swamp Cooler” is not a happy hour drink=
=2E

 

* You can say 100 degrees thirty days in a row without fainting.

 

* You=
can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be 95 degrees.=

 

* Yo=
u must go to a fake beach for some fake waves.

 

* People break out coats whe=
n temperature drops below 70.

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* You discover it only takes two fingers to d=
rive your car.

 

* The pool can be warmer than you are.

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* You can make sun te=
a instantly.

 

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* Kids will ask "What’s a mosquito?".

 

* Hot air ball=
oons don’t rise in the desert because the air outside is hotter than the ai=
r inside.

 

* You realize that ‘Valley Fever’ isn’t a new dance c=
raze.

 

[Tomorrow we will add more insights for snowbirds in Florida or the R=
io Grande Valley]

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"

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