A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicag=
o:
“Do not activate with wet hands.”
In a New Hampshire jewelry st=
ore:
“Ears pierced while you wait.”
In a New York restaurant:
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#8220;Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.̶=
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In =
a Florida maternity ward:
“No children allowed.”
In the offices of=
a Texas loan company:
“Ask about our plans for owning your home.&=
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At several US military bases:
“Restricted to unauthorized person=
nel.”
On a display of ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards=
at the Mall:
“Now available in multi-packs of 10”
On a Tennessee =
highway:
“Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is=
impassable.”
In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
“If you can&=
#8217;t read this, it’s time you wash your car.”
From the safety info=
rmation card in America West Airline seat pocket:
“If you are sitt=
ing in an exit row and cannot read this card, please tell a crew member.=
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A=
sign at a San Francisco drug store located across the street from the Tran=
sbay bus station:
“Terminal Drugs”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=
e.www.avast.com
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