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02/15/24 Grif.Net – Signs Across America (part 1)

02/15/24 Grif.Net – Signs Across America (part 1)

In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:
“Now serving l=
ive lobsters”

 

On a New Jersey restaurant menu:
“Blackened bluefi=
sh”

 

In a Maine restaurant:
“Open seven days a week and weekends.&#=
8221;

 

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:
“Thirty-eig=
ht years on the same spot”

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In a New York drugstore:
“We dispense w=
ith accuracy”

 

In a New York medical building:
“Mental Health Pre=
vention Center”

 

In a Minnesota funeral parlor:
“Ask about our laya=
way plan”

 

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In a clothing store in Green Bay:
“Wonderful bargains fo=
r men with 16 or 17 necks”

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Outside a country shop in Illinois:
“We=
buy junk and sell antiques”

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p;

In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing s=
tore:
“15 men’s wool suits – $100 – They won&#82=
17;t last an hour!”

 

In the vestry of a New England church:
“Will t=
he last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is
extinguis=
hed?”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

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ws Me, This I Love!"

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