[Thes=
e purport to be REAL answers given by children in the classroom. Does sound=
like my 4th grade classroom, as I recall. And I should know: I =
was there for 3 years.]
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper=
, mustard, and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which riv=
er water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to dr=
ink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and ca=
noeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leav=
es and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water =
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and =
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q=
: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature =
death.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: Give the =
meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Secti=
on is a district in Rome where the king lived.
Q: What does the word=
"benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eig=
ht.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"