[Kids got Friday off school for a snow day and now Monday off s=
chool for Equality Day. Thought I’d share some questions to kee=
p them busy . . . or make them wish they were back in school.]
Q: Wh=
at happened to the 7th grade boy who drank eight Cokes in 20 min=
utes?
A: He burped Seven-Up.
Q: In what month do=
monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ri=
l showers.
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?=
A: "Smiles" – there is a "mile" between t=
he two "s’s"
Q: Can February March?
A: N=
o, but April May.
Q: Speaking of months, why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31-day=
March.
Q: What has more legs, "one" cow or "no" cow?
A: One cow has just 4 legs, yet no cow has more leg=
s than that.
Q: What is the difference between a well-dressed man and a well-dres=
sed dog?
A: The man wears a suit. The dog ju=
st pants.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!&q=
uot;