[Here are a dozen snowman jokes. Ration them out – one in=
a school lunch, one at the dinner table, one with a bed-time kiss, and wat=
ch the kiddo’s smile]
1. What is a snowman’s favorite sn=
ack?
Ice Krispies treats.
2. Where do snowmen pu=
t their money?
Snowbanks.
3. What breakfast cere=
al do snowmen love to eat?
Frosted Flakes!
4. What=
do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren.
5. What d=
id the snowman say to his car on an icy road?
“Want to go for a spin?”
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6. How do you decorate a snowman’s c=
ake?
Lots of icing.
7. What do you call it when a =
snowman throws a temper tantrum?
=
A meltdown.=
8. Wh=
ere do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball=
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9.=
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea.
10. What did Jack Frost say to the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”
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11. What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle.
12. How do you make up a snowman’s=
bed?
Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blan=
ket of snow.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"