Grif.Net

01/08/24 Grif.Net – More Thoughts on New Year Resolutions

01/08/24 Grif.Net – More Thoughts on New Year Resolutions

[Some=
day, we’ll look back on 2023, laugh nervously, and change the subject.&nbsp=
; But now I am thinking about 2024 and considering minor changes that need =
to be made.]

 

>I will adopt a positive=
attitude about my destructive habits.


>The next time =
a computer beats me at chess, I will not try to win at kick boxing.

 

>I will be really easy to get along with onc=
e everyone learns to worship me.

=

>If my wife begins to=
sound reasonable, I will up my medication.


>I’ll tr=
y being nicer, but only if my co-workers try being smarter.

 

>I will go to a doctor to find out what my problem i=
s, but I’ll bet it’s hard for a psychiatrist to pronounce.

>I hav=
e plenty of talent and vision. Need to work on the fact that I just don’t c=
are.

>If I have a heart attack in an elevator, I will be sure to push t=
he up button.

>I will always drive what I think is=
the right speed. Anybody going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone goin=
g faster than me is a maniac.

>I will never put off until tomorrow what I=
can avoid altogether.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

=
"Jesus Knows Me, Thi=
s I Love!"

 

Virus-free.www.avast.com