[Some=
day, we’ll look back on 2023, laugh nervously, and change the subject. =
; But now I am thinking about 2024 and considering minor changes that need =
to be made.]
>I will adopt a positive=
attitude about my destructive habits.
>The next time =
a computer beats me at chess, I will not try to win at kick boxing.
>I will be really easy to get along with onc=
e everyone learns to worship me.
=
>If my wife begins to=
sound reasonable, I will up my medication.
>I’ll tr=
y being nicer, but only if my co-workers try being smarter.
>I will go to a doctor to find out what my problem i=
s, but I’ll bet it’s hard for a psychiatrist to pronounce.
>I hav=
e plenty of talent and vision. Need to work on the fact that I just don’t c=
are.
>If I have a heart attack in an elevator, I will be sure to push t=
he up button.
>I will always drive what I think is=
the right speed. Anybody going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone goin=
g faster than me is a maniac.
>I will never put off until tomorrow what I=
can avoid altogether.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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"Jesus Knows Me, Thi=
s I Love!"