[Heard that Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution was to mak=
e new friends. Mine were not that clever, and they will go in one year and =
out the other.]
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My first resolution was to read more.
I immediately said “yes” to subtitles on my TV.
I resolved to wat=
ch them drop the ball in Times Square.
It’s =
a nice reminder of what I did all year.
Then I made a New Year’s resolution to dr=
ink more water.
So far I’ve only gotten as f=
ar as "drink more."
My next New Year’s resolution was to stop pro=
crastinating.
But I’ll wait until Febr=
uary 1st to start.
I resolved to put my 2024 calendar in the freezer a=
nd pull it out January 1st
Figure=
d it was the only way I could start the new year being really cool.
This New Year=
I resolve to be less awesome.
That is reall=
y the only thing I do in excess.
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I thought about resolving to quit all my bad hab=
its for the new year.
Then I remembered that=
nobody likes a quitter.
At the New Year’s Eve party, I resolved to lose 10 pound=
s in January.
Today is January 5th and I’ve only got 15 pounds more to go.
My final resolution is to break m=
y New Year’s resolutions.
That way I will su=
cceed at something!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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ot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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