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01/05/24 Grif.Net – My Resolutions

01/05/24 Grif.Net – My Resolutions

[Heard that Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution was to mak=
e new friends. Mine were not that clever, and they will go in one year and =
out the other.]

 

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My first resolution was to read more.

I immediately said “yes” to subtitles on my TV.

 

I resolved to wat=
ch them drop the ball in Times Square.

It’s =
a nice reminder of what I did all year.

 

Then I made a New Year’s resolution to dr=
ink more water.

So far I’ve only gotten as f=
ar as "drink more."

 

My next New Year’s resolution was to stop pro=
crastinating.

But I’ll wait until Febr=
uary 1st to start.

 

I resolved to put my 2024 calendar in the freezer a=
nd pull it out January 1st

Figure=
d it was the only way I could start the new year being really cool.

 

This New Year=
I resolve to be less awesome.

That is reall=
y the only thing I do in excess.

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I thought about resolving to quit all my bad hab=
its for the new year.

Then I remembered that=
nobody likes a quitter.

 

At the New Year’s Eve party, I resolved to lose 10 pound=
s in January.

Today is January 5th and I’ve only got 15 pounds more to go.

 

My final resolution is to break m=
y New Year’s resolutions.

That way I will su=
cceed at something!

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

&qu=
ot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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