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01/02/24 Grif.Net – Status Updates from Friends

01/02/24 Grif.Net – Status Updates from Friends

Teresa G. related, “I went for a job interview, and they =
said if hired, I would have to do the work of six men. Of course, I turned =
them down. I was looking for a full-time job.”

 

Scott M. bemoaned, “La=
st night I had a terrible dream. I dreamt that I had to make 1000 pancakes.=
  I tossed and turned all night.”

 

Carol L. asked, “Is it wrong =
if you look at the clock to see if it’s late enough for you to go to =
bed?”

 

Brad A. confessed, “I’ve dedicated my life to finding a c=
ure for my insomnia, and I’m not going to rest until I find it.&#8221=
;

 

Judi=
S. said, “I ordered liver and onions from Door Dash, but when it cam=
e it was only onions. Guess that was because it was delivered.”

 

=
Michael R. =
whined, “Life’s not fair. I got fired from the clock factory af=
ter all the extra hours I’ve put in.”

 

Sylvia R owned up, “I&#82=
17;m not admitting being old, but just say that supper time and bed time ar=
e getting extremely close together.”

 

Scott C. wondered, “How can I =
get my wife the perfect gift when she already has me?”

 

Chaz T. R. requested=
, “I don’t want to start 2024 on bad terms with anyone. Please =
apologize to me.”

 

Paul O. stated, “Thankfully, coffee kept me off San=
ta’s naughty list.”

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Brent T admitted, “My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. =
Now I can’t read it at all.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.=
net

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